This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletin and Service bloopers:
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have
children and don't know it, we have a
Weight Watchers will meet
a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Thursday at 5:00 PM there
will be a meeting of the Little Mother's
Club. All ladies wishing to become "Little Mothers" will meet with the
Pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday,
we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.
Thursday night--Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
A bean supper will be held
on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
8 new choir robes are currently
needed, due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites
any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.
At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be
"What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The preacher will preach
his farewell message, after which the choir
will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The eighth graders will be
presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet": in the
church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The Congregation is invited to
attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Scouts are saving aluminum
cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.